Climb Down Suicide

Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.

Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!

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Workxicated

The psychological state of a workaholic.

Yo, for God´s sake, get a real life... you are so workxicated!

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Flash-forward this!

Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.

"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"

"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.

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iShop

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.

iShop, therefore I am.

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Jiapers

Jeans styled babies´ diapers made by Huggies.

"I don´t buy diapers anymore"

Why... your baby is using the potty seat?

Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!

C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!

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white night

Days during the few weeks around the summer solstice in June in areas of high latitude, during which sunsets are late, sunrises are early and darkness is never complete.

Let us meet in the open, on a white night, with nothing to hide.

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Stupid is awesome

Consolation found by mediocre people, in the stupidity of celebrities and people in power.

Stupid is awesome because it makes guys like me look smart.

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