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No longer current or in fashion, out-of-date, faded, aged.
But darling, those trousers are so last year, so predigital.
A person who buys items that will never be used or consumed.
A: "Why on earth you own ten pairs of jeans when you only use four pairs regularly?"
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."
The psychological state of a workaholic.
Yo, for God´s sake, get a real life... you are so workxicated!
Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.
"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"
"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.
"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.
An amusing imitation or parody; a takeoff.
Bush was a send-up of a responsible President.
The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.
Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.