Sexsavant

A knowledgeable lover who knows how to produce multiple orgasms in any woman.
Savant from the French savoir "knowing".

In bed? Well... if I am not tired he will make me come over a dozen times. He is just a sexsavant.

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Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.

Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.

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Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

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Webmates

A realtionship in which two persons, exclusively in touch through the Internet, go to bed and wake up connected.

A: "Yo... what´s between you and María... that virtual bullshit?"
B: "We are webmates, we go to bed and wake up connected by the web... clean, economical and blissful relationship!"

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A/C Unit

When women are considered, exclusively, in the grossest possible sexual terms, limited to an ass and a vagina.

Yo... l am hitting the pub tonite. I´ll grab an A/C unit.!

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Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.

A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."

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Vanishing Mind

Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.

— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."

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