krista

verb

To fight off sleep for no good reason when tired.

The baby was very tired but continued to krista sleep for an hour.

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manifesto beard

A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.

Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face?
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.

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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.

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rene

Pronounced reen.

An expression that describes the posession of both mental and physical prowise in high abundance.

Haughty or unattainable status.

A godlike example of perfection.

He didn't just do it, he did it to the rene.

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BFTs

Abbreviation

Big Fake Tits.

An abbreviation for an obviously augmented set of ta-tas.

Woah! Last week she was flat now those honkers are ginormous. I bet she got a set of BFTs.

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of the Mountain

Adjective.

Added to one's name this is a general reference of one's superior strength or toughness.

Dude, you just broke that deer's neck with your bare hands. Who are you Brian of the Mountain?

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Whistle skirt

A skirt so short, that if the wind blows you would hear a whistle.

Guy#1: I can't believe that chick would wear that whistle skirt to work!

Guy#2: Are you complaining?!?!?!

Guy#1: No. No I'm not.

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second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

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