Vegetable

Here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.

You better eat your vegetables, or you can't have any meat.

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dags

Irish pikey (gypsy) word for dogs.

Dya like Dags? (Brad Pitt from Snatch)

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thousand

Ten times ten times ten, or one million divided by ten to the third.

Whuffo you say hundred. I wants a thousand.

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sharp

Having a small surface area, like a cutting instrument.

I tried to cut the cheese with a block of wood, but it was too dull, so I used a razor blade, which was sharp.

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Kale

A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.

Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?

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pumpkin

A kind of furniture used in 19th century America.

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin than share a velvet cushion. --Thoreau (maybe)

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buggin

Kirking out; freaking out.

Mary Mary, why you buggin?

Mary Mary, I need some huggin.

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