bitch

one who buys an oddly-shapen object at a children's store solely for the purpose of watching an employee wrap it.

"what did you get at the store?"
"a hexagonally-shaped stuffed animal made out of gel."
"you're such a bitch."

longs

the opposite of shorts, pretty much just pants.

"i got some new longs."
"oh my god, Lewis, we've been over this, they're called 'pants'."