jubble

to fondle balls in one hand, usually by alternating use of the pinky and index fingers to lift each ball in quick succession. The action is similar to the "woogity" greeting performed by the characters on the Nickelodeon show "Rocket Power", but instead of the second party's hand, balls. The action can be applied to other testicularly shaped objects in pairs as well as balls.

"Hey, come 'ere and let me jubble your balls"

"I love the way she was jubbling those kumquats"

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entiquette

noun: proper behavior for smoking cannabis, with the direct result of a better experience for a group. This includes consolidation of cannabis while smoking, order and direction of the cannabis's path in a circle of friends, buying and selling conduct, and ethical use in a group setting.

Origins: Entiquette is a combination of the noun "Ent", meaning a responsible and socially aware user of cannabis (coined by Reddit's r/Trees community) and the word "etiquette", meaning conventional requirements as to social behavior; proprieties of conduct as established in any class or community or for any occasion.

"Fucking Donny has terrible entiquette. He never corners the bowl, and always bogarts it."

"My guy never calls me back when I need trees. You don't know a dealer with better entiquette, do you"

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pizza shake

Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you want on your pizza?

We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?

No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.