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Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment
Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people
Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. Iâll not make millennial plans
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Itâs when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. Iâm also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
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A large subset of humans who are well researched on the merits of vaccination in midst of global health crisis. They have read in-depth articles on blogs and social media & listened to highly acclaimed comedians, politicians and celebrities
Simran: It is unfortunate ronak has to see so many unvaccinated scientists in office and hospital
Jasmine: Yes, he always encourages them to buy a cemetery plot
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To wear masks around people you donât want to talk to in absence of a pandemic
simran: I notice pinku wears a mask on & off at work
jasmine: yea, she came up with âconscientious maskingâ so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
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This is the definition of your existence - âI donât want to die; sometimes wish Iâd never been born at allâ
Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome
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Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you donât want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
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