Diffin

The art of doing donuts in a car in a country road or a “Diff Yard” The words origin is unknown but some sources might go back to the early 2000’s

Diffing is mostly found in Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.

Common diffing cars are but not limited to: Lexus Is300/Toyota Altezza, Ford Sierra, Toyota Corolla/Sprinter “Twin-Cam” and your usual diesel burners such as BMW’s and some Mercedes

Ryan “Hey lad there’s a Diffin on at 8 down at the border u wanna come?”
Siobhan “yeah I’m just around the corner in my is300 make sure the ground is wet to diff”
Ryan “yeah sure it’s already wet lad”

These Edibles Ain’t Shit

These Edibles Ain’t Shit is a slang term used to describe somebody ‘greening out’ on the Mary Jane, Edibles can be in many shapes and sizes. Usually These Edibles ain’t shit happens when you’re impatient and eat more edibles than you should’ve. This causes you to proclaim out to your friends. “Damn, These edibles ain’t shit”

You will then become a shadow of yourself and discover new worlds

You then skip to you 4 bags of Cheetos deep while watching Dr Phil

Austin: Bro I got some edibles, do you want some?
You: yeah sure

*30 minutes later*

You: I’ll eat some more

*1 hour later*

You: Still feeling nothing Austin, These Edibles Ain’t shit

*Transcends across space and time*