cameltosis

having a bad case of camel toe and/or persistently exhibiting camel toe in public. those afflicted with the condition are almost always female and tend to be oblivious to the harm that it causes others. while not contagious, it is a major turn-off to most people as it does reflect negatively on one's hygiene and clothing choices. there is no known cure for cameltosis but long skirts or dresses do mask the condition effectively.

I cannot wear tight jeans because I always get cameltosis when I wear them.