Whistle-fart

A mind- body-spirit technique used to focus the mind. It takes complete concentration to whistle and fart simultaneously. To pull off the technique you have to completely empty the mind of extraneous worry about the past or future and then let go. After doing the whistle-fart a sense of calm and happiness fills the mind and body and spreads happiness to people in the local area.

Kylie: After this morning's shift I don't know if I can find the strength to do tonight's split shift!

Alan: Why don't you try a whistle-fart? It will simultaneously clear your mind and make you feel better right now.

Snorture

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!

Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!