analized

To bang someone up the anus

My girlfriend was feeling freaky last night, so I analized her

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thanksgiving

The last Thursday in November, when white Americans celebrate the beginning of the rape and genocide of Native Americans by stuffing their fat belly's, as if they've ever needed a reason to eat.

I can't wait till tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner. I am going to eat so much, I will be shitting turkey and cranberry sauce for a week. And I'll say a prayer for all those Indians who died in the name of our greed and gluttony.

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banalingus

It's when a man or a woman licks the area between a man's balls and his rectum.

I shaved my banus last night so my girlfriend could perform banalingus on me without getting hair in her teeth.

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