Owl City

Sounds like the kind of guy that would cry after orgasm.

Female A: I couldn't think of an example that didn't sound crass or homophobic.

Female B: I love Owl City, he sounds like such a sweet guy.

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Hand

man's best friend

There are some things you'd rather do with your hand than with your dog.

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weón

Me, you, everybody.

pero weón...

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Conchasumadre

How to call somebody a motherfucker in the third person singular in the Kingdom of Chile.

Ese weón...ese weón es un conchasumadre...

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