Gay space

The term given to the seat(s) that must be left empty between you and another male if you're going to see a movie with at least 1 other male friend, so that it doesn't look like you're both 2 homosexuals on a date.

Dude 1: Hey let's sit here!
Dude 2: Um yeah ok move over a seat bro we gotta have gay space.

roomband

When a female has been living with a guy for so long that they basically act like a married couple.

D'licious: "Hey Mahogany, wanna come over for some Hennessey later?"

Mahogany: "Sorry D, already made plans with the roomband. We're going to the Engelbert Humperdinck concert tonight & then we're going to talk about our problems."

Chattractive

When you're talking to someone online and they have a pic of someone attractive but actually has little or no resemblance to them in person due to the fact the picture wasn't really them or it was taken 10 years and 50 lbs. ago

"I was talking to this chick online and her pic was really hot. Then we met in person and her appearance made me wanna throw up in my mouth. She was definitely chattractive but nothing close in person"

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