wiffel tower

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)

Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?

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switch hitting

the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.

SIDNEY: What do you think Joe is doing to get off while he's on vacation with that broken arm?

NANCY: Probably switch hitting.