Col. Wagner

1. a throw-er of pieces of plastic
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times

omg, Col. Wagner is soo awesome.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.

haughty hottie

1. a girl who is like super preppy and smart tends to be smarter than everyone else
2. on the other hand, she is also like super hot and like the ideal girl because she is awesome ~ much like a carly but not as awesome, nonetheless close

also known as a "hayley"
a hayley is more of a 2 than a 1, though
of course

mike: hey that grrl is such a hottie
dude: ya 'mon, i know but she is so outta your league because she is so haughty
mike: i know, that's what i said, she's a hottie
dude: no 'mon --- she's a haughty hottie
mike: oooo, she's still hot

5👍 14👎

the act of being ugly

The "act of being ugly" is totally different than just being ugly. Just being ugly is like you walk down the street and see someone had a wart on their nose or a bald spot or something creepy like that. Commiting "the act of being ugly" is to choose on your very own to be ugly. That is an awful act. Such an awful act like that deserves severe punishment.

"Omg, Elaine is dressed like a freekin goth again. Steel toed boots? Fish nets? Chains? What an act of being ugly! The ugly police would drag her out into the road and shoot her."

"Ugly people suck. I hate them. Each and every one."

15👍 15👎

fuze

1. the most awesomest beverage in the entire world

2. a substitute word for another term that starts with "fu"

1. carly: yo, my lil fuze head, whatcha drinkin?
sami: hey, sexy lil carls, just fuze
carly: that's awesome stuff right derrrrrrr
sami: u betcha

2. carly: hey, sami, what's up?
sami: fuze yourself, loser
carly: i'm not a loser because i drink fuze
sami: whatever

32👍 26👎