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savage

To rape someone using a big strap-on dildo.

Did you see that hottie in the Subaru? I want her to savage me.

by running out of patience January 31, 2007

843πŸ‘ 820πŸ‘Ž


grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by running out of patience February 2, 2007

430πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.

Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.

by running out of patience January 28, 2007

471πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

by running out of patience April 3, 2007

483πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


chumped

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

by running out of patience February 28, 2009

546πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


kobe'd

To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.

"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."

by running out of patience July 19, 2008

661πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


armchair engineers

These are typically 24 year old yuppie wannabees straight out of college. It takes about 18 months to get them to the point where they can actually do something constructive for the company. Once this happens, they get a stupid title with the word "worldwide director" or something, and from this point on will not put their hands on anything tangible, like a product.

"Man, that Jeremy is an egghead. We finally get him to the point where he can walk without hand-holding and he gets a position with the armchair engineers."

by running out of patience March 15, 2008

545πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž