dirty macking

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.

If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel

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fo' shizzle my nizzle

Several people on here claim this has been "shortened" to
"fo' sheazy my neazy"
In what way is that supposed to be shorter?

Fo' sheazy my neazy queezy. Shizzle nizzle fissle wizzle. Wuzzles and noozles and snuggle wuggles. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them sam I am.

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fezzlenut

burnt nut; homie, bro, home boy

Lets go to ma house and eat some fezzlenuts cause im so fungry!

Yo fezzlenut lets go chill

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cross-country milk float driver

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.

That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.

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nobbing

Nobbing is another word for sexual relations

Dude we were nobbing all night

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Phi Kappa Psi

The Noble Fraternity, founded in 1852 by gentlemen who sought a fraternal bond through the great joy of serving others. Non-sectarian and elite since its founding, Phi Kappa Psi continues to stand above the rest. Also known by nickname of Phi Psi.

There is no higher honor than becoming a member of Phi Kappa Psi.

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bulldozer

Done in doggy style position. After ejaculation, use your last thrust to break your partner's neck against the bed post.

I didn't have any money, so I bulldozed the prostitute.

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