Rollin Coal

The act of passing a thick, noxious gas out of your your ass while passing through large crowed areas. Bonus points if it is loud and has a clingy consistency, as you want people to know that your are the villain of this dastardly deed. Not to be confused with carpet bombing or crop dusting whereas the pilots try to remain anonymous while dumping their payloads in crowded areas.

I was with my Uncle and he was Rollin Coal all over them pansies waiting in line at the blood donation center.

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