Ryan

A true ass O'G.. unstoppable. Most Ryan's are white, but their thug credentials transcend races and colors.
Pisses wherever he wants.. and on women, to mark them.
It is said that one can only become a Ryan through divine intervention. If a Ryan thought this to be true.. except no, he wouldn't... a Ryan believes in nothing higher than himself.
Staring directly into his eyes is more harmful than staring at the Sun for 6 hours straight.
The only thing soft about a Ryan is his heart... and never his dick. There are two things on a Ryan that are abnormally huge.. his heart.. and his cock.
If a Ryan were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there... and it would arrive 1-2 days early.
Fucks all day, cause he only fucks models.
Claimed to have slept with the Virgin Mary.. however he maintains, "Dat baby don't look like me!"
They make steroids from his testosterone. Users have been known to reject the steroid and their insides liquify. The divinity of Ryan genes is not for mere mortals.
It is said that Ryan eats gunpowder and shits C-4.
Never lost a fight in his life.

Ryan looks like you want to look, and fucks like you wish you could fuck.

To be a Ryan = To go hard.

Ryan? Dat dude deadly dangerous.. watch out.. and let a nigga know to cross da street when he comin.

Ay bitch, get ova here.. I'm Ryan, nice to meet you.. nice tits. (This line is immediately followed by sex so hard, the female usually blacks out at least twice and can't walk or sit down for 72 hours.)

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