Closet Wampus

A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.

Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!

Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.

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wampus cat

A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.

Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.

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