tight sweater

slang term/ while performing anal sex on a woman you stuff your testicles into her vagina

my girlfriend forgot my birthday last year, so this year for christmas im giving her the tight sweater

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flesh cabbage

an elderly or worn out womans vagina

i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.

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