Torn Tarp

A thrashed vagina

"Her box looked like a torn tarp"

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crash the milk truck

when one masturbates and blows a load

man i just crash the milk truck

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three bags full

a "three bags full" is the australian rhyming slang for a pull ie. masturbation. can also be shortened to "three bags"

joe: did you get any snatch last night?
peter: no she was flying the japanese flag so i had to have a three bags full!

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Morton

The Penis.

"She grabbed me on the morton"

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scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

ballarat

australian rhyming slang for a fat (erection).

when i woke up this morning i had a ballarat that hard that you could crush flee's on it

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Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

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