To break your foot off in one's ass while wearing a boot. to commit bootomy
ouch, that had to hurt! you're tellin me I'd be poopin funny for 2 weeks if I got bootomized like that.
An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person
Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!
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the act of placing a boot inside someone's anus, i.e. bootomizing someone
Did you hear that john straight up broke his foot off in someone's ass! Yeah dude, he totally committed a random act of bootomy. He was wearin those size 13 steel-toed boots too!
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