tea with grandma

A euphonism for anal sex (a code phrase that sounds innocent enough)

Parents: Where are you going?
Son/Daughter: Im going to have tea with grandma.

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Repiv

Stupid Person. That makes fun of Mertek. Yet funny, but stupid.

Repiv: Mertek is stupid.

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stadium arcadium

An amazing chili pepper album that is about to be completely ruined by the radio.

Little bitch-ass kid: Wow! I really like the red hot chili peppers.
Me: Wow! You sound like a die-hard fan! How about you name off three or so of their older songs that aren't on stadium arcadium?
Little bitch-ass kid: umm....dani california?
Me: Thats what i thought, you little bitch-ass kid.

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