Pibb

(verb) to serve Mr. Pibb in lieu of Dr. Pepper, or to erroneously believe Mr. Pibb to be an adequate substitute for Dr. Pepper

Senior: "Don't eat on campus, dude."
Freshman: "Why not?"
Senior: "They'll Pibb you every time."

Boyfriend: "Those burgers were really good."
Girlfriend: "Yeah... too bad we got Pibbed."

Employee: "Will the vending machines in the break room ever have Dr. Pepper?"
Boss: "No. I hate to be a Pibber, but with the economy the way it is, we can't afford to stop Pibbing."

Jesus: "Which of you, if your son asks for Dr. Pepper, will give him Mr. Pibb?"

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