facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.

Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!

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Nemo Arm

When you are kissing your gilfriend/boyfriend while lying down, and one arm is trapped between you, getting in the way and flapping about a bit.

Girl: Can we change position? I've got Nemo arm.

Boy: Yeah it's really annoying!