shart

When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.

"I didn't make it to the bathroom intime and I sharted."
"Gross."

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quailman

A super hero in the old Nicklodean show, Doug.
The uniform or superhero outfit consists of Doug dressing up with his underwear over his pants, a red cape and a belt around his head.
He fights crime with his sidekick dog, porkchop.

"Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Oh you know...probably some awesome hero...like Quailman or something."

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red sex

When you're doing a girl and her vagina is bleeding.
During this week, it makes raw sex not only safe, but more enjoyable as opposed to with a condom.
Caution: Can be more messy than normal sex.

"Red sex last week was amazing."

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