Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.

I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.

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Snake Kiss

The act of two or more men pressing their meaduses/meadi (pee holes) together to make them kiss, while at the same time urinating thus causing the hissing sound of snakes.

I was snake kissing my brother the other day and I almost forgot to pee, then we would have just been touching penis holes, ackward...that would have been gay.

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