I'd Hit it

the #1 way in the world to get bitchslapped by a woman

Sakura: Naruto, do I look hot or what?
Naruto: I'd hit it.
(Sakura punches Naruto)
Tsunade: I taught her everything I know.

from Konoha Park 2

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lolzltov

The Jewish twist on saying lol

Man: Hey that man got mashed potatoes on his nuts.
Woman: I gues he's tater nuts now.
Rabbi: lolzltov

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tater nuts

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.

Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!

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