firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

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clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

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Retiggity

Re-Todd YOUR NEXT!! You lil bitch

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!

shazam

used while playing multiplayer halo or any other multiplayer game it means "in your face inferior opponents"
*can only properly be used if yelled

*Shazam* mother fuckers!

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lightweight

This can have two meanings:
1) The traditional meaning of someone who cannot hold their drink or
2) An insulting term given to someone whose actions or opinions are of no consequence.

Martin: Is that Graham over there, in the Burberry shirt?
Spud: Yeah, but steer clear of him, he's a lightweight.

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eejit

An imbecile dolt, or fool. Colloquial Dublin expression.

Graham: I'll think I'll book the continental breakfast for the morning after my stag nite. Its only £11 extra.
Jason: What are you doing that for you eejit.

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Bunfight

a party that is so far "off the hook", that there is no "hook". It can't even see the "hook".

"Man, I went to a total Bunfight last night, it was off tha hizzy fo shizzy"

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