party city brick

an ejaculated-on stack of party city costume catalogs to the point it is a solid stone slab of dried semen

John: Why do you have a brick under your bed and why is it white?
Danny: It's my party city brick bro

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my little pony kinder egg

A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.

Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead

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