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When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!
The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning
When a man has ingested high amounts of spicy foods and sauces in the days prior his significaant other preforming fellatio on him to completion (she swallows) and the resulting taste from the spicy intake.
Ah. the ol' lady has been bitching alot so i'm gonna sweet talk her into a hummer then suprise her with a Caspian Capuchino