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australian rules football

a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about

random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"

by sad truth July 12, 2009

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Aussie Gentleman

A fictional character created by australians to disguise the reality that they are backward hicks and England's rejects

Fact: there is no such thing as an aussie gentleman

by sad truth July 12, 2009

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Fitched

To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.

The race car driver was in the lead until he fitched it by turned the wheel into the wall it for no reason and losing the race. Then saying it was part of the plan. When in reality there is no thought process behind it at all.

by sad truth December 24, 2016