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1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".
2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.
3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
"man, you were fitched last night"
"he's drunk... wait no, he's FITCHED"
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To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.
The race car driver was in the lead until he fitched it by turned the wheel into the wall it for no reason and losing the race. Then saying it was part of the plan. When in reality there is no thought process behind it at all.
Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.
Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?
Henry: stop fitching.
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In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.
He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.
What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.
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when you are scared to buy condoms so you put in in the rear
" Hey Lochy I'm going to have to do "The fitch" I'm way too scared to buy those condoms"
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An acronym that stands for frequently inhale the chronic herb.
In simpler terms, the act of smoking weed.
I like to FITCH as soon as I wake up.
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Commonly called a "polecat", but, the fitch is not a cat, and neither is it a skunk (which is also called a "polecat"). The fitch is the wild ancestor of the (domesticated) ferret.
I sure am glad someone decided to try to tame a fitch 10,000 years ago, because I just love my sweet little ferret.
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