Coldplay

basically, you're gay if you DON'T listen to them.

Me: Awe, man, I love Coldplay. "Fix You" always makes me cry.

Fag: This shit is retarded.

Me: You don't listen to Coldplay?

Fag: Hell no, that's pussy shit.

Me: You're a fucking fag. Coldplay is the shit.

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