Stubby

When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.

Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."

Muntkin

The act of receiving/giving a blumpkin to a corpse.

John: "After your grandmother's funeral, can we dig her up and take turns getting muntkins?"
Joe: "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Brapkin

A Brapkin is similar to a Blumpkin. A brap is a meaty fart combined with a blumpkin, in which one person gives another person a blowjob while that person is on the toilet. However, a brapkin is like a portable blumpkin. One person gives another person a blowjob, but instead of defecating, the other person farts to simulate defecation.

Tyler: Dude, I just had a cheesy gordita crunch and i've got bubble guts, but I don't wanna go to the bathroom.
Johnny: Just whip it out, i'll give you a brapkin.

Stubbey

When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.

Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but at least she can give a Stubbey now."