Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

Hoehogging

When a man who gets hoes never wants to lob them to his homeboys and put them on, hoarding his women from his own friends.

Stan: JD can you put us on one of your hoes?

JD: Hell na man

Stan: Bro you always Hoehogging, put me on bruh.