Chinkaneese

When a chineese (chink) and japaneese (aneese) have a kid...It becomes Chinkaneese.

Stupid chinkaneese, can't even drive!

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BMac

One who gets so drunk that he loses consciousness and finds many different women attractive, while still managing not too puke.

Dude, you pulled a BMac!

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mosque

A place where moslems go five times a day to pray to God Almighty.

On Friday, you can see a lot of people in a mosque, because its a Moslem Holy day.

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Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.

You are my favorite poleshafter.

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the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

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xxx

Label put on products that men will highly enjoy.

woohoo, XXX-LT Lariat F-150! The one with the porno music horn that runs on whiskey!

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toenet

toe·net (bw.)
1 net, even tevoren

Ik pakte toenet een appel en gaf het aan mijn moeder.

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