Green Dating

Green dating is the act of recycling an old flame. This can be due to a dry spell or the amount of time since the relationship ended has been enough that the reason for the breakup doesn’t seem as important/terrible. Therefore you reduce you time on the market, reuse an ex-lover and recycle them into a good-enough-for-now option...until something better comes along.

Kerry: So, I heard you are dating John again…I thought you said you couldn’t stand him

Betsy: Yeah, but I figure he can’t be as bad as I remember, and since I don't have any decent new prospects I have resorted to green dating to get me through the cold winter!

e-jinks

An e-jinks occurs when 2 people online chatting and send an identical message at the same time. Once the e-jinks has been called out the one who was jinks cannot respond until the jinks has been lifted. Thus enduring the mundane details of the other's life, day, sexual history, etc.

B: im so happy for them!!!!!!!
R: im so happy for them!

B: e-jinks

B: guess what I did today?
B: oh no guesses?? Well let me start from the beginning
B: I woke up to a train, fell back asleep, another train slightly woke me, but it wasn't until the 3rd train that I actually got up
B: made coffee
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B: and then I started talking you, R
R: you are bloody boring