Barrel Roll

A sexual maneuver, inspired by the classic N64 game, Star Fox 64.

While having intercourse in the missionary or upside down missionary position, the man firmly takes hold of the lady (preferably by the butt cheeks), and begins to log roll over and over.

Preferably, the man yells "Do a barrel roll!" or "Double tap R (or Z depending on the direction)!" or "Kiss my ass, Peppy!" as he pulls off this stunt.

I Barrel Rolled Liz last night.

Do a Barrel Roll!

I'm doing the Barrel Roll, Peppy, quit being such a dildo.

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field hockey

A really funny joke that has become very popular of late. Not to be confused with an actual sport.

It's where girls wear skirts and chase around a small ball with wooden or composite sticks on a field, trying to hit it in the other team's goal. Strategically, it much resembles 1st grade soccer, often referred to as "herd-ball."

There are two types of girls who play: dykes, and dumb preppy girls who want to feel like they can be good at something and be productive, because they will invariably end up as housewives or trophy wives, with no sense of self-worth.

Lando: Hey, is that a gay pride parade?
Jim: No, man, that's the varsity field hockey team. They must have beaten the other 3 teams in the state and won state again.
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Timmy: Oh look, there's the varsity field hockey team!
John: {insert demeaning, but true, joke/statement here}

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