clitoris

Something you piss out of.

Lots of First Ladies squirted urine from their love buttons. Check their biographies. Look under "clitoris."

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nadsader

Nadsader is a form of Heavy Metal that originated in the Midwest area of the United States. Most bands from the nadsader genre are characteristically incredible and superior to competition. The nadsader genre is best represented in the Death Metal band NAYSAYER, of Morrison, IL.

"That heavy metal band is from the nadsader genre!"

Akrid

Akrid is the god of fate in the Dalatiist religion. He is said to sit at an enormous circular table and play Disk, (the game of fate), with each soul. Only one soul has beaten Akrid at his game, and that is Asknand, the god of minds.

Dead Man: "Akrid took my soul, dude!"
Me: "Then it is the will of Allah."

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Maflis Mayphlis

Maflis Mayphlis will be the alias of famed metal artist and conqueror Sammy Dalati of Ember Mist. He he will take the name when he begins planning for his presidential run, and doesn't want a past life to slow him down. Upon his election to the presidency of the United States, Mayphlis will promptly declare his government a dictatorship and begin the implementing of his grand schemes. Mayphlis will be resposible for the operations WEED/CONFORMO, IMPLEMENT: DALATIISM, and the space race, among others. An avid militarist, Mayphlis will oversee the construction of many high-tech bases in space and on land, his most notable project being the Stump. The Stump wil be a super-secret military bass in the wastes of Northern Canada, (Mayphlis will annex Canada during his first 100 days), that will protect the Earth from galactic enemies.

Mayphlis will be a firm believer in the power of the gods of Dalatiism, seeing as they have killed and eaten all the other known gods. Asknand, god of minds, Aconan god of creation, and Akrid god of fate command everyone but Maflis, who will be there ally.

"Maflis Mayphlis is one radical mutha fucka, son."

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thunderhorse

Meaning awesome or incredible, often when refering to heavy metal bands. Term originates from song by Dethklok.

"That metal band was thunderhorse!"

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Asknand

Asknand is the god of minds in the Dalatiist religion. He is the only mortal soul to cheat fate, by beating Akrid in the game of Disk. Upon his becoming a god, Asknand created consciousness in all creatures, and began protecting us from the dumb wrath of Aconan.

bitch2O5: "Asknand isn't real!"

Ho: "You dead, bitch. Aconan gonna kill you."

(lightening strikes da bitch)

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frost claw

n., adj.

In sports, a ball-handler who comes off the bench to lead his or her team to victory; someone (usually a ball-handler) with ice water in his/her veins; a northern sportsperson or the hand of one.
(early C21: cf. "hot hand.")

"With that epic comeback, TB12 cements his place in history as the ultimate frost claw!"

"Showing off his frost claw, Aaron Rodgers led the Packers to their 9th-straight 4th qtr. comeback!"