fume-dog

To be absolutely fucking fuming but you're so off the scale of fuming that you are fume-dog.
Not to be confused with an angry dog.

Joseph : *says something in Spanish*

Ross : *Replies in Spanish*

Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*

Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely

Everyone : FUME-DOG

Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).

Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

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