concrafter|luca

~Hate it when people say:"TOMATENSAFT" and actually hate it
~In a relationship with pizza

~You shouldn't fuck with this guy !!! *WARNING*
~If you called Ukuleli, Vitello, Balou, Pudella, now he give a shit on you !
~He think that he don't has a sixpack; he only has a few muscles not worth talking about

Rendom Person: Do you want Tomatensaft ?
Luca: No, I'm a concrafter|luca!
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I don't pay for pizza because I'm a concrafter|luca!!!
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Rendom person: Are you fucking kidding me !?
Explainer : pscht !!!! He is a concrafter|luca
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Ukuleli: Hello, I am Ukuleli...
Luca: -Dontfuckwithme -who?! -Idontcare -Notmyconcern
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Rendom Girl: Wow, incredible body

Luca: These are just a few muscles...Not worth talking about