whorelock

a whore with magical powers

I never thought I would do something like that, man that whorelock sure was persuasive.

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italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome

(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?

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Heavyweight Champion

the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville

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racking off

when 1-2 people share a 30 rack of beer to themselves

Dude you want to get drunk? Yeah we should rack off eachother.

We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.

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boar tags

slang term for "condoms" that are used for having sex with boars aka "fat chicks". This meaning that you can' t tag a boar without your boar tags.

Man this place is full of boars. I guess its up to me to use my boar tags to help thin out the herd.

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drore

a drug addicted whore

dude you were so drunk last night you almost hooked up with that drore.

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coaster

a contraceptive used for protection when having sexual intercourse with a drore. COASTER = slang for condom

dude i'd put my beer on that drore as long as i had a coaster. haha yeah u dont want to leave a ring

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