e-scatological punishment

Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.

Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced to watch nauseating internet scat porn.

Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions of "Two Girls One Cup" for all eternity.

cheap-assedly

Pronunciation: cheep-as-ed-ly (ed pronounced as in Shakespeare). Adverb. To perform an action in a cheap-assed way.

Example: He took her out to a French bistro for Valentine's Day; then he cheap-assedly let her pay for the whole meal.

Susan is a pediatrician, but she cheap-assedly wouldn't buy the better TV for her family, because it cost $100 more.