meat buoy

noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean

your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor

jabba her hut

To sexually destroy or punish a woman you have picked up through a drive through window.

oooh that bitch with the headset on is fine, ima get her number, take her home, and jabba her hut

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