ummuna

Short for "I'm Going To". Very similar to umma. Can be used online or in real life. Used either as a joke or by wangsters.

Person A: Ummuna log off now, peace!
Person B: Kthxbai

Person A: Ummuna go to taco bell, wanna come with?
Person B: Fo sho

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pfl

Pretty fucking late. This is what you say to your friends when you're at a party, wasted, wanting to go home.

Person A: d00d, it's pfl, we should go home

Person B: word

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that's so 90's

An exclamation used to declare something is highly representative of 1990's pop culture.

Chicago bulls, Kenan & Kel, N64, etc.

"Dude, that's so 90's it shits neon windbreakers."

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lizard lip

To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.

Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.

Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!

Person A: (to self) Foiled again!

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creeper sweep

To "cleanse" one's facebook friends list of people that no longer belong there... that's right. To sweep up the creepers.

Person A: "Why did your friend count go from 1,324 to only 832? Anything you care to tell me about?"

Person B" "Oh that, well i just did a creeper sweep and eliminated all those people i don't talk to anymore. All they do is stalk me."

Person A: "Oh i see. Damn i should do a creeper sweep too!"

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ultimate shit

Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"

Das some ultimate shit right dere.