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vyagra Is used by many people who have ED, (erectile dysfunction), Nyagra Is used for women who are dried up, meat draped, and donât get laid very often. It is Labeled as a cure for VD (vaginal dysfunction)
Man- iâm having problems with my ED I really need some Vyagra.
Woman- donât worry I have Nyagra So if you canât get it up iâll still get mine.
Man- there went my manhood.
Woman - nah, it is in my purse...with your balls.
A man in his early 40s who acts like heâs in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendaleâs stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesnât shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.
Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man heâs done so many things in his life Iâm so impressed and heâs only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that Iâm still 19 thank God.
A Tony is a man who eats, farts, and sleeps. Funny nice guy however the above still stands.
After Tony did you have any food left? did you smell that? did you hear that?
A dude with the last name âslauterâ who has spent the last decade in the penitentiary. He is alllll hairy and grey with, of course, a Harley Davidson bike. He will come to see you, love u right away then ask for all your change for gas for that bike. Winner winner.
girl: Hey have you seen Slauter since he got out?
other girl: yeah he stole all my change
girl: But did u see that bike? lol
A dirty Josh is a man in his early 40s who Actively acts like heâs still a teenager, also tries to be active with teenagers. A dirty Josh does not shower for 3 to 4 weeks (Who knows how he takes care of his foreskin ) also wearing the same clothes, socks, underwear, etc.⦠He will steal things from you and claim that he was in The Navy special ops division, tent city, a medical doctor, also a Chippendaleâs dancer. He lives off his mothers money who lives many states away who usually just orders him pizza. He will eat everything out of your fridge even expired food. The smell that comes off of him is some thing like you wouldnât believe.
Girl: did you see dirty Josh over there?
Other girl: yes I could smell him coming from a block away thank God I am over 21.
Girl well Iâm still 17 maybe heâs got something great to offer⦠Just kidding
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