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Back Nine

The backside of a female.

Bro, did you see the that girl that just went by.

Hell yes, that lady had a fine back nine.

by sanfred January 19, 2011

76πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Luke Skywalking

Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.

Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?

No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.

by sanfred December 15, 2010

79πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Pervschwerv

When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.

Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.

Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?

My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.

by sanfred November 1, 2011


errviously

variation of obviously, sounds much cooler.

Hey bro, we're thinking about grabbing some drinks, heading outside and smashing some shit, you in?

Errviously.

by sanfred February 20, 2011

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Coat Racking

The act of taking one's coat or other primary covering and throwing it on top of someone unexpectedly whilst loudly proclaiming "COAT RACK"

Bro, I got to the party at Wendy's last night and I see Tim right when I get there.

Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.

I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.

by sanfred June 19, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Technology Cheese

Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.

Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.

Dude, just technology cheese instead.

YES!

by sanfred June 5, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


King Me

The act of receiving oral sex, while eating a cheeseburger, while performing an upper decker.

I was at a party last weekend and got so drunk I convinced a chick to king me in the master bathroom.

by sanfred August 20, 2010

102πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž