Dalwai Syndrome

Procrastinating until the very last chance you have to do a project. Then, while rushing the project to get finished at 2a.m you realize you made a mistake at the beginning and the whole project needs to be redone. Some people call it a clusterfuck. This occurs mostly with fucktards.

Jerome: "Damn bro, last night with the project I caught a bad case of Dalwai Syndrome."
Charlie: "You should get that checked out. How'd you get it this time?"
Jerome: "My time-management was great, but it went out the window since I was banging your girlfriend."
Charlie: "Yeah, that bitch wastes my time too. Wait-"

Gluckular

Adjective. Often means unpalatably thick. Too thick to enjoy. Some people would say "glucky", but that's gross.

Jacob: Hey Mark, I walked past your room last night. I heard someone choking. Was there an intruder?

Mark: Yeah, Jake. Cindy thought she could handle it this time.

Jacob: Oh! So she couldn't handle the gluckular Bo staff?

Mark: I swear, girls these days are built different. Only you've been able to take it so far.

Jacob: Speaking of, can I get in on that once more?

Mark: Fuck off, man! I told you, I'm not doing gay shit anymore.